Skate Board Uncle

So when I was a child I was very crazy and weird. I would like to torment my uncle because he thought I was cute.Any way, one day I demanded that he give me a piggy bank ride, So as any good uncle would he did. Then out of nowhere my sister Melanie pushed him while I was on him. BAANNGG!!!! We fell on the stairs. WE then decided to play another game called Skateboard,it was awful. In this game we had to ride on our uncles back down the stares. It was awful...for him.We kept on yelling at him and shouting, " GO SKATEBOARD GOOOO!!!!"We were awful children.We pushed and shoved while he got bruised. It was so fun, until my mom walked in. She started yelling about how that wasn't a proper game. I started howling and crying, but then I ate some food and was good. Moral of the story:A screaming child can't cry if they have food in their mouth.